Jokes on them, they made me take off my glasses that hide aspects of my wonky face but I wear glasses 100% of the time out in the world. You’ll never catch me, copper!

(I know. I just like to think it can’t figure out crooked nose vs glasses. )

Thanks for replying. I’ve heard that the seats seemed normal from others, and people who experienced what we did. I suspect the seat widths are variable in different sections and appreciate you adding data to the hypothesis. :)

Out of curiosity where did you see them? Was it at Climate Pledge Arena? We went to a concert there not too long ago and the new seats were just awful. They really jammed as many as possible in during the remodel.

Like, my friend who is the average size of a fit 35 yr old was pretty much squished and uncomfortable. I mean, I’m pretty sure I had bigger seats in elementary school and these weren’t the cheap seats either! Not the Cadillac premium seats, no, but not far off.

We were in the back row of the section (in front of the tables) so we ended up standing most of the time because the seats were too frickin small to be even remotely comfortable. The people behind us were cool with it.

It could explain why the dudes in your experience didn’t sit, but I agree it is rude to stand in front of someone sitting, ESPECIALLY if you’re at the front of a section.

And after that it appears in the video window and is unable to be closed.

Obviously you should be doing compressions only on a giraffe.

Look at how far the blood has to go to get to the brain, you can’t afford the time do to rescue breaths.

Plus consider how far the lungs are away from the mouth and how large they are. There’s no way your 2 puny exhales have enough pressure to get there, let alone inflate the lungs enough to oxygenate anything.

No, it’s abundantly clear you need to do compressions only until someone gets the giraffine AED.

Most of y’all don’t have a diagnosed sleep disorder and it shows.

God I love this movie.

Haha I have a similar fucked up sense of smell!

Coffee and cat poop smell the same to me (which is like a combination of the two…very unpleasant. A coffee shop is basically a litterbox to me now).

You get all that PLUS MORE swapped and fucked up smells and tastes thanks to your friendly neighborhood deadly coronavirus!

I feel like that used the be the Daily Show/Colbert Report, then it became Late Night with Seth Meyers and the Tonight Show with Stephen Colbert in addition to TDS.

But now we have nothing.

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Dungeons & Drag Queens: God of War

Sounds pretty fucking dope, get on that D20.

This is so true. I liked 90s country but after it became hyper-nationalist post-9/11 I couldn’t stand it anymore. It wasn’t like there weren’t patriotic sounding songs before then but some of it was pseudo-countryfried rock and heavily subversive. There was this “fuck The Man” vibe in many songs. Still lots of breakup songs, longing songs, and the twangy equivalent of bubblegum pop - it wasn’t all anti-establishment.

Then it became all Toby Keith drunk asshole bootlicking bullshit and I noped tf right out.

I unironically love 50 First Dates. It’s cute.

Truth. I forgot I have a work trip on Monday and kind of fucked off more than I should have. It’s 5am on Sunday, I haven’t slept, and I have a million things to get done before I can leave. Womp womp.