I want to thank everyone who gave me a bunch of great advice
I like when stories have a happy ending
I’m proud of you.
That full stop is giving me anxiety
I’m proud of you?
I’m proud of you‽
I was wondering why you were still holding on to last year’s shit. Glad to know everything came out alright!
Apparently my ass holds grudges
Just so you know, I was concerned myself about having not pooped this year so I shared your last post with my girlfriend to show that I wasn’t alone in my poopy predicament!
Needless to say, we’ve been awaiting this update 🫡
Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped
Huzzah!
Just remember the rule of 3. More than 3 times a day or less than once every 3 days is considered unhealthy. Anything between that should be fine
This is lemmy. We go at least three days without pooping.
Today is gonna be the day that you’re gonna throw it back to poop
By now, you should have dropped trou’ and done what you had to do
Hydrate and bidet.
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first poop in 2024
The update we needed
Bah, three days, that’s nothing! There was this guy on Reddit who didn’t go for a month and a half and had to get unplugged at the hospital!
I poop now, as I read this, in solidarity ✊
me too, stand strong my brothers and sisters ✊
Please don’t stand until the show is complete.
Mazel tov!
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