It’s always dark in the basement
“But the master wouldn’t approve” -Torgo IYKYK
Drinking is best when I don’t have to drive… because I can have more than two beers.
When I make espresso at home with a La Marzocco GS3 I’m cool, but when I partake from a Costco tub of caffeine pills, somehow I’m the freak.
Deet deet doot doot deet deet doot doot
It’s not that I can’t stay up all night, it’s that I have too much on to waste half a day sleeping
As a 40 year old, I regret to inform you that a serious night out now comes with a full 48 hours of necessary restitution.
The trick is to spend twice the amount of money on half the amount of drinks.
I will say this, the quality of what goes in has improved quite a bit from my younger years.
❤️ from a 35yo
Responsibilities take all the fun out of getting fucked up.
Oh my god yes. One of my favorite movies to torture people with.
What movie is this?
Manos: The Hands of Fate.
“We’ve got some poodle meat in the freezer for you…”
Ok, what film is this from?
Manos: Hands of Fate
So many rules!
“During a
schoolwork night?”this was also me in my 20s when someone asked if i wanted to go out drinking
Very true but trying to change this attitude…no fun being home all the time.
